you can win any argument if you just keep replying with “so?” to everything they say until they have an existential crisis
if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men
(Source: scienceing, via what-lies-behind-these-eyes)
so i walked into my brother’s room he was asleep and i knocked something over and he said “if you’re a ghost or some shit please fuck off im too tired for this”
(Source: paledreamers, via late-night-dreamers)
we live on a floating rock in a giant space that has no real end
and you want me to memorize vocabulary words
