WE RATTLE THIS TOWN

lordoftheinternet:

i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

theyellowbrickroad:

I’m in Disneyworld and its raining like crazy and one of the princes strutted past me and said “even in the rain I look good” omfg

(via sing-to-the-brokenhearted)

karla-world:

This girl that was writing everyones grades wrote 47 for my final grade but the teacher thought it was a 97 

And thats the story of how i passed Chemistry 

(via the-loved-and-the-forgotten)

twerkingwbu:

british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today

american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin hella fine winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked

arab guys: you want to make friendship

(Source: exaggeratings, via the-po-po)